I am happily married and @sooted up Cyndi will confirm.
Just remember...his actual name is Alethophobia...what he fears, what terrifies him is the truth.
Happily married to this guy is "Shut up and get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed." Real life in conservative America where according to the baby Jesus, the man is the lord and master of the home and family. ACK!!!